to stop those pesky Winning Streaks
YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE
This is probably the best way to rid yourself of those pesky worldly possessions like your house or car. Make sure your always gamble with as much rent and grocery money as possible. When you run short, be creative and borrow money from friends and relatives. (Remember not to tell the wife about this sure Losing strategy…sometimes they just don't understand.)
If you have a gut feeling, don't wait to travel around the Monolopy board to pass go…Seize the moment!
Never use crutches like mathematical calculations or formulas, you certainly know better than to use that kind of crap. Stand up to the bar and show those other idiots, that your hunches are better than anything they can come up with.
The fans must know something, why else would they be betting all that money on one horse. You know that Favourites win about 50% of the time, so losing the other 50% of the time shouldn't’t pose a problem.
Looking for help from these fools is pure insanity. The real reason they write those books and articles is to throw you off the scent. They are just betting against you so they can keep the money themselves. Come on…Don’t be a pussy…be a man and stay away from anything that could confuse your superior intelligence.
Nothing says money, like losing vast amounts of it. Let’s fact it, big losers are very sexy to women. If you can lose money like that, they know you must be loaded.
Try to stay as numb as possible with booze and as many drugs as possible. This will dull any pain of losing. Oh, and try to chat up the bar maid while the other idiots are studying what you are doing. It give you a clear shot at her, while the other suckers are tending to business.
Change the size of your bet each race. Remember your hunch is always the most reliable weapon in your arsenal. (See #1 on hunches) Always double up after any bet. It’s really simply, if you won the last race, push that “winning streak” and double your profits. If you lost the last race, now’s the time to double up so you can get even. You might want to take a look at some “Due” betting systems that get you even or bankrupt sooner by doubling up on each wager.
These are the people in the know, take full advantage of their knowledge. Just because the stable guy is sleeps in the barn with the horses, doesn’t mean he isn’t a winner. Everybody has their ups and downs in life. Look for touts that have a strike rate of 98% or greater – Oh, you say that isn't possible…Just check out the handicapping shows on T.V. or check your email, they will tell you about their great records.
Try to find underdogs who have a very low percentage and can't be counted on by anybody. You will way ahead of the public who are betting the favorites. If that does't work, than its time to bet the public favorite teams…How can you lose with the Yankees or the New England Patriots…Everybody knows they always win.
Be superstitious, the other bettors are completely missing this hidden way to riches. Try to put as many wacky systems together as possible. See if they Team name, Quarterbacks birthday, the day of the week, and your horoscope all have the same number of letters….If so…You have another winning system.
(ADDED BONUS: If the Pitcher and Catcher have the same birthday…Bet the house)
Okay, so we are just putting you on…
Maybe you want to check out the "Top 10 Ways to Win" for a serious look at the subject.